dandruff in my hair
white as
my old man’s underwear
cold as inside my fridge
don’t want a drop –
not even a smidge

It looks like
boots and mittens and overcoats
kids prancing in the slush
like Billy goats

It looks like
a mountain in the parking lot
take me somewhere
it’s hot

It looks like
I’m not cut out for this –
Just another spot
for dogs to ****!