Life can be funny
You have to admit
A standing joke running
That never quits
A stand-up comic
With a Vegas bit
It's showtime with bright lights
So get used to it

Comes with a cover charge
With no running tab
Who ever is left
Gets the last laugh
Has a short intermission
To clean up the mess
With spinning head when you least expect
It starts over again

A real knee slapper
Bag of funny bones
A six-pack of canned laughter
So you don't have to laugh alone
A lemon meringue pie
Expertly in your face thrown
Life can be funny
...in case you didn't know