Slaggy Jane was an attractive chick from the land of hicks,
But like all sinners, her kryptonite was big long thick *****.

Every day she loved filling all her holes with men's thick ***,
She was the **** of her town who took after her late mum.

Now one gloomy day, she woke up with a terrible flu,
So she scurried off to see her local doctor called Sue.

Doctor Sue broke the news to her in a way that was clear,
Poor Jane was *** positive and she died within a year.