The greatest artist That God ever created Might be a little Too opinionated His gift in fact Could be overstated Enough for that point To be debated
When you consider He’s self-anointed Not chosen by God As the one who’s appointed His whole thought pattern Is somewhat disjointed But I hope that this knowledge Won’t leave him disappointed
He thinks so highly Of himself That it doesn’t leave room For anyone else To place that award Up on their own shelf But he’s still more fun Than a Christmas elf
He’s a megalomaniac As he’s always been, Trying to remove A lifetime of sin He gets “A” for effort And a great big grin But I’m curious when Will the madness end?