So you wish that you were Hunter Biden Instead of Trump, Junior Thanks for confiding From the back seat of the limousine In which you’re riding So you’re doing okay From what daddy’s providing
If Hunter’s making money Off his father’s name Then you too are guilty Of doing the same If you’re looking for sympathy Stop placing blame Because by comparison What he’s doing is tame
You’re making money Hand over fist Yet we can’t expect you To cop to this If we didn’t point this out We’d be remiss Although to the contrary You continue to insist
We know you can say Whatever you choose From inside the safety Of Fox-TV News But relating the truth Is what you refuse So what is your strategy In crying the blues?