One man's super hero is another
man's ******* role-play

Stan Lee once had the revelation
that super heroes were basically
naked exhibitionists in body paint

Due credit is given to Mexican
wrestling; who didn't love Santos?
& women in bikinis, preferably
silver, rough hide or fur. Feminists
in space responsible for the re-
introduction of Wonder Woman
into Pop culture; super heroes
losing to chaotic cosmic & market
forces; until CGI reached the level
where it could reproduce Asgard:

Something Wagner's been
doing for 100 years or so...
but all the micro-cellular
digitized pixelated computer
scanning can't improve on
a naked girl. By the way, whatever
happened to naked girls? Do Bra
ads count? Victoria's Zombies
are genuinely frightening, forget
'unrealistic'. They'r ******* monsters;

SI swimsuit Issue, for those with
a fetish for ******* Dodos;
it could happen. Betty & Veronica's
creator started out in **** & simply
put clothes on them. That's what
happening today. Fully-clothed ****.

I've seen it. It's scary; like being
trapped in a time-loop where one is
seventeen forever & never gets past
third base & the girl turns into your
mom, who's secretly a cop, an alien
or a serial killer. That's the zeitgeist.

Into this sickening surreality
of American society Stan Lee
brought dangerously neurotic
heroes; shmucks who tampered
with the laws of nature & lost
again & again. Spider Man,
Iron Man, Hulk & X-Men are
not heroes; they're monsters;
Captain America is a zombie.