In orbit around the despoiled planet Earth,
Hallie Comet, female astronaut takes
the precious alone in high orbit to work
on her tan; climbing into specially designed
solar booth, setting the computer to alert
her of any irregularities, beyond that,
Hallie C. quickly falls fast asleep beneath
the light of the solar powered tanning
bed; awakened by the cry of the computer's
alarm, Hallie crawls from the irradiated
chamber to discover that her entire body
has turned a bright yellow, so bright she
can barely stand to look at her reflection;
the computer registering energy levels  
off the scales; noises sounding, ringing
alarms, whining signals all going off
at once with beeps & glitches filling her
ears to the point of near madness & in
a fit of sheer aggravation the lady astro-
pilot strips off her thin metallic string
bikini only to be blown backwards
by the whiteness of her ******* & hips!

Her *** catching none of the artificial
rays was also as white as the fullest
moon; Realizing her naked body had
become a solar-powered weapon & once
more donning her shiny string bikini,
Capt. Comet decides that upon returning
to earth, she would adopt the identity of...
The Atomic Bikini!!!

That's not bad, Eli offered approving;
I wrote that for Brigitte Bardot, her
comeback, Igor replied, mixing fresh
drinks; Eli grimaced: Dude, Brigitte
Bardot's like 100 years old, he said.
I wrote the part older but the studio
made me hire this one; she's not bad,
but I can't use her again. The whole
series starts from the beginning with
all new actors. Eli looked dismayed.
People pay money for this? Billions,
replied Igor, billions & billions...