Assuming there
are more poets
than murderers,
shouldn't the
News cover
poetry instead
of ******?  

Wouldn't you
just love to sit
at the TV while
a reporter asks,
What do you
mean by 'red
dog'? Instead
of asking a
clear psychopath,
'why did you do it?'
to no answer,

while the bearded
****** can go
on for hours about
the ******* 'red dog'.