Not sure whether he had done the work
of the Lord or Satan, Lot ran out to the
desert & demanded of God that Satan be
made to do his bidding. In the confusion
God granted Lot's wish thinking it Lot's
paean to His Power, placing Satan under
Lot's heel... Suddenly relieved, Lot then
returned to the cave-dwelling where his
two slutty daughters sat around pregnant
& made each of them blow him by turns.
We assume Lot's grandchildren were put
to death soon after birth by their mothers
in league with their father as the first &
second sacrifice to the cult of *******;
rivaled only by Delphi in prescience,
'head' performed solely the chief priestess
who knew the connection between the  
lower mid-brain & the jabbing motion of
***** ***** directly to the spot in the skull;
This wisdom is of old & was rekindled by
Lot & his two slutty daughters with God's
Blessings & Satan to do his bidding. End