In all truth, I've dated ghosts, witches, 'lesbians', trannies, doppelgangers, Succubi, demon-possessed reflections & murderers; I forget my point, but I recently met a girl w/ a kid; they're both about 2,000 years old, but they look good for their age & every winter the kid gets born again & every spring he gets killed again, & then comes back again when no one's really paying any attention anymore.