I don't have kids
so I write cute
poems about my
****; I don't breast
feed, but I can
guess any woman's
bra-size on sight;
I don't believe in
underwear b/c it's
not in the Bible;
I don't want to be
an atheist but I don't
have a choice; I
don't want to be a
man but I'm glad u're
a woman; would that
snooch were an
ever revolving door