the unnamed a-lister tried to find Eli in St. Petersburg; going around to blue chip galleries asking for him by name; her full-length fur & too familiar face making them think she'd lost all her marbles; one hair stylist finally showed her a Vogue Russia w/ Hel on the cover the dwarf dwarfed yet again, this time by a gigantic wall of painting that was big & black; little Hel ***** in a Fleshtone evening gown, beige stilettos & nothing underneath: small body shining like a distant starry galaxy: "Это ад, девушка Эли," said the girl teasing the star's naturally frizzy curls; "I don't speak Russian," said the star, suddenly regaled w/: "Hell! Go to Hell! Go to Hell! Hell!" & dashing from the salon in tears