I once got a job writing gay ****;
but the editor said I was too *****;
somehow I thought ultraviolent
gay necrophilia would make it in
the mainstream & be the next big
thing; AIDS infected zombies
sodomizing unsuspecting bikers,
cops & sailors w/ the occasional
cowboy; I should have made the
cowboy a two-gun zombie-fighter;
I just thought of that; I wonder if
HONCHO is still around...