I remember once seeing in the New York Times that some scientists had received a million dollar grant to research whether plants masturbated; it was on the front page w/ no photo, but the rest of the article was buried in the back pages of the c-section among the classifieds; as it seems the results were surprising & immediately suppressed
[apparently plants do *******; very slowly, & their ******* can build for hours & last for days; certain weather conditions the result of the billions of tons of plant pheromones released on the wind the shaking leaves & branches;
[should humanity learn how to regulate the speed, pace & intensity of the ****** there would no longer be any need for any kind of society: every creature locked into its own internal cycles of pleasure & exhaustion]; plants, however, derive their nutrition from photosynthesis & emit oxygen; humans emit carbon dioxide & derive nutrition from food; *** overriding conscious awareness, humans drop like flies from libido-overdose & plants & animals thrive