I remember                                once seeing
in the New York Times that some scientists
had received a million dollar
grant to research whether
plants masturbated;                  it was on the
front page w/ no photo,  
        but the rest of the article
was                         buried in the back pages
         of the c-section among the classifieds;  
as it          seems
the results were surprising
                               & immediately suppressed

[apparently plants do *******; very slowly,
                 & their ******* can build for hours
     & last for days; certain weather conditions
the result of the billions of tons of plant
          pheromones released on the wind
    the shaking leaves & branches;  

[should humanity learn how to regulate the speed,
pace & intensity of the ****** there would no longer
be any need for any kind of society: every creature
locked into its own internal cycles of pleasure &
exhaustion]; plants, however, derive their nutrition
from photosynthesis & emit oxygen; humans emit
carbon dioxide & derive nutrition from food;   ***
overriding conscious awareness, humans drop like
flies from libido-overdose & plants & animals thrive