Jul 2018
staggering home in the moonlight-
stuffing his little wan face
in her ***; breathing
complex prophesies
suffocating up her ***** [***** ˈpo͝osē coño
Definitions of *****
noun / a cat...] Ginger-topped Satan,
who bears an uncanny
resemblance to his marmalade ***** had found the answer
to his printing problems: a woman's genitals.
Synonyms: adjective/purulent/noun
kitty-cat, kitty, ****, pussycat
****, slit, ****, ****, ******
He's a ***** who would run away from a full-on barney.
I was berating myself for being a bad journalist,
how would I ever be able to
make a career out of this when I'm such a *****.
I hate him 'cause he's such a *****...
Why, that's because you drink like a *****, Tortoise!
It was easy to figure | what she was thinking too:
‘I can't believe I married a *****.’
So it seems that overnight the one little *****
escaped from the alley.
I'm such a copyright ***** that
I patiently awaited the arrival
of legal music downloading
before finishing the big project
of my midlife crisis - compiling the hits of my lifetime.
He felt up her ***** under the table;
what real man thought about his feelings?
His performance in the movie was one of subtraction,
not addition - continuous over the top gambits,
or even crying like a ***** every frame of the film.
Ginger-topped Satan, who bears an uncanny
resemblance to his marmalade *****,
had found the answer to his printing problems.
These guys went at it like two tomcats
fighting over the ***** next door.
Being too much of a ***** to release
something so inflammatory
into the public domain
without putting your name
to it isn't just irresponsible,
it's downright pathetic.
I could probably make more of a career
if I committed my opinions to print,
but I'm kind of a ***** about the possibility
of offending people.
You must do this, you big *****!
This is an incredible feat - though his friend
was such a ***** he had to walk for a bit during the fifth race.
Sure it's bad acting, but let me tell you,
if the lead actor's character supposed
to be a big ***** with zero charisma,
then the actor is doing a great job.
Or maybe I just look
cool but I'm really just a *****.
She looked at him and said,
‘I guess this work is tough - if you're a *****.’
He plays a political genius who
makes Machiavelli look like a *****;
but the plot is a jumble of overcooked clichés,
& the movie can't seem to decide
if it's following Russell
or his wimpy ***** of a partner.
Once again I was the new kid, quietly
and politely sipping tea even though
I don't drink tea, but I couldn't just sit there
looking like a ***** who doesn't drink tea.
But the bottom line
is that he's one of the biggest *******
that ever lived.
We spend more time calling each other *******
and cowards than he does now.
The Society for the Protection
of Cruelty to Animals warns
pet owners to keep their cats indoors
after around 125 ******* disappeared!
***** cat, eat a ***** [ hidden
in the dark grotto; [men
are dying from drowning
down there] - the gay man
survives ******* the ***** of the dead
stuffing his little wan face
in her ***; breathing
complex prophesies
suffocating up her ***** [***** ˈpo͝osē coño
Definitions of *****
noun / a cat...] Ginger-topped Satan,
who bears an uncanny
resemblance to his marmalade ***** had found the answer
to his printing problems: a woman's genitals.
Synonyms: adjective/purulent/noun
kitty-cat, kitty, ****, pussycat
****, slit, ****, ****, ******
He's a ***** who would run away from a full-on barney.
I was berating myself for being a bad journalist,
how would I ever be able to
make a career out of this when I'm such a *****.
I hate him 'cause he's such a *****...
Why, that's because you drink like a *****, Tortoise!
It was easy to figure | what she was thinking too:
‘I can't believe I married a *****.’
So it seems that overnight the one little *****
escaped from the alley.
I'm such a copyright ***** that
I patiently awaited the arrival
of legal music downloading
before finishing the big project
of my midlife crisis - compiling the hits of my lifetime.
He felt up her ***** under the table;
what real man thought about his feelings?
His performance in the movie was one of subtraction,
not addition - continuous over the top gambits,
or even crying like a ***** every frame of the film.
Ginger-topped Satan, who bears an uncanny
resemblance to his marmalade *****,
had found the answer to his printing problems.
These guys went at it like two tomcats
fighting over the ***** next door.
Being too much of a ***** to release
something so inflammatory
into the public domain
without putting your name
to it isn't just irresponsible,
it's downright pathetic.
I could probably make more of a career
if I committed my opinions to print,
but I'm kind of a ***** about the possibility
of offending people.
You must do this, you big *****!
This is an incredible feat - though his friend
was such a ***** he had to walk for a bit during the fifth race.
Sure it's bad acting, but let me tell you,
if the lead actor's character supposed
to be a big ***** with zero charisma,
then the actor is doing a great job.
Or maybe I just look
cool but I'm really just a *****.
She looked at him and said,
‘I guess this work is tough - if you're a *****.’
He plays a political genius who
makes Machiavelli look like a *****;
but the plot is a jumble of overcooked clichés,
& the movie can't seem to decide
if it's following Russell
or his wimpy ***** of a partner.
Once again I was the new kid, quietly
and politely sipping tea even though
I don't drink tea, but I couldn't just sit there
looking like a ***** who doesn't drink tea.
But the bottom line
is that he's one of the biggest *******
that ever lived.
We spend more time calling each other *******
and cowards than he does now.
The Society for the Protection
of Cruelty to Animals warns
pet owners to keep their cats indoors
after around 125 ******* disappeared!
***** cat, eat a ***** [ hidden
in the dark grotto; [men
are dying from drowning
down there] - the gay man
survives ******* the ***** of the dead
