the legendary queen of ancient China; Empress Wu Hu rose from the ranks of the Emperor's concubines by murdering every mother & child not her own; meaning mothers died giving birth; Wu serving as the fatal midwife & sons dying at birth in their dead mother's arms; the emperor & queen soon died after Wu's son & his queen were murdered, her son stabbed through the heart while Wu looked him in the eye; all their incestuous secrets dying w/ the prince she had installed; & his wife poisoned: Wu's saving grace was her menopausal-proof juicy *****, a trait she was able to make well use of, to her great advantage since her childhood on the streets &: visiting diplomats & courtiers had to publicly service her as she sat legs astride her royal throne carved of solid gold & draped in freshly skinned ermine; the animal's blood still wet on the seared [ ] pelt & anyone who failed to please her in this way was beheaded on the spot - often tongue still lapping at the queenly ****; technique much improved