*******   failed b/c it opened
itself up to snooch but denied
the masturbatory aspect [ nowadays
  the women ******* themselves
              & ur lucky to get in on it]
          of looking  at naked women;
pretending to be intellectual: Hugh
Hefner was not an intellectual; the naked :|: women
were more intellectual              than he was:
Miss America should include a naked runaway walk
to contrast w/ the skimpy swimsuits - camel toes
on parade & g-string     thong stuck      
up between      tan  **** cheeks        bouncing
                    like twin    pendulous gyroscopes
    fronting a nonstop     -           ***** machine:
    pouting spout included  (              )    |  [            ]   |         .
   spraying (                 ),            |
  wet diarrhea on the panting crowd
of the                 universal admirers              .                      .       |   |
of the   overgrown       20-somethings (            |    )     in overgrown
                      Barbie evening gowns