the two scholars ☉sat in heaven
wondering what had become
of mankind after the succession
of so many long centuries &
deviating eras; came unto them
Plato w/ a copy of the News;
say, Plato what goes w/ mankind?
the Greek shook his head & said
no enlightenment has come to
them since the invention of fire;
they barely know what to do w/
a wheel;   now they've invented
little boxes so they can talk to
one another & send text messages;
the two old philosophers    looked
at one another; little boxes?  what
has become of woman; is she still
voluptuous & sinewy in her stola &
sari? No, said Plato, women don't
want men to look at them as [***♀︎objects];
the two philosophers   asked him:
***♀︎objects? is that a thing? yes,
said Plato, u can buy them in specialty
stores; Hegel concluded that these
'***♀︎objects' were merely idols &
those who would make of  women
***♀︎objects are idol ♀︎ worshipers;
Faust, curious about this new idolatry
returned to earth w/ Plato; where Plato
went Chelsea to meet some friends,
Faust went east to find loose women;
the so-called ***♀︎objects he'd heard
so much about; seeing only women w/ no
special accessories or attachments, Faust
was thinking Plato had been pulling his
leg but then he saw before him a  ***-toy
shop& going inside asked the young lady
behind the counter if she were a ***♀︎object,
surprisingly, she said yes & Faust met her after work -
Hegel thought the [*** / object] the goal of ***; ♀︎
Plato thought it an unobtainable ******  ♀︎  ideal;
Faust thought  the [*** \ object] ☉
   ☉ a tool for extracting hidden knowledge;
   seeing it as an alchemical component: ♀︎♀︎♀︎
                               ☉