I was in the future;
don't ask me how;
it's complicated &
I came back w/ a

******* magazine
dated March 3002;

the centerfold is a 3D
projecting hologram

that talks & pets until
the end of the month,
when it evaporates
into toxic vapors & if
u burn the magazine

the girls inside scream;
it's too weird but still I
went back to get April
&  the world was gone