I never want it to be a secret that when I was a small child my aunt, sister, mother & grandmother tried to scare me w/ with tales of ugly witches that were the living memories of their foremothers & themselves & my several female cousins & aunts & every other women so I thought all women were green & voluptuous because all I knew were women were appetizing when naked b/c I had seen them all naked as they had all seen me naked from an infant & knew my body better than I in light of diaper changing when I was still a spark of idea not mind per se with girls fingers wiping the sloppy **** from my baby **** as I was a child & they were already unabashed about their femininity; their various scents smothering me everywhere I went; the recognition of the role of my ******* in all this was confusing at first until the great discovery of the universal pink snooch silent in all respects; where all the blood & babies come from after that monumental growth distending her stomach until the messy wet child emerged already protesting; from there I searched out every path to the magical snooch patch I could find while avoiding the ogres that lived above in the raging head of the female person whom possessed said secret ******; my only natural weapon my ***** ***** but snooch is not a weapon it's a sheath to turn the weapon into a quivering rod of pleasure; to quiver together pulsing rod wrapped in throbbing snooch