There must be something in the water
That's driving folk insane
With the punching and the kicking
And calling people names

We used to love each other
We used to get along
One way or another
Something went terribly wrong

There must be something in the water
That makes us act this way
Certainly no sane person
Would think this is okay

It's strange to think a civil society
Like ours can't get along
There must be something in the water
That's brought us to this point