in every town there's a ***** bar
at the bottom of the hill that everyone
goes to at odd hours but no one will
admit to eating its greasy food &
drinking its cheap beer;
are the stuff of heart attacks the world
over started by a Korean vet w/ a Korean
wife; former biker old man can't tell
son from grandfather from father;

like a guy w/ three heads & three wives
hot dogs & beer; the only Greek hookers
for miles around in thigh high stockings;

tried a ******* waitress for a week;
everyone liked her colorful body
tattoos but her armpit hair kept getting
in the food & she had no **** until two
weeks in & then they were huge;

I once heard one of the wives complaining
'how much are u paying that she afford that?'

***** Linda hangs out in the parking lot;
not a ******* more ******* wanna-be

she'd call herself a freelance mistress but
that's too clever & would give her headache

the alphabet is algebra to ***** Linda
although she went to Community College
when the community was a forest; she's
a walking urban legend & a tall tale
not worth repeating & much like the bar

no one would ever admit
to going into ***** Linda

in every town there's a ***** Linda;
good luck finding her beyond rare
sightings; shadowy like a Banksy