Igor was quite fond of sleeping w/ the boy
who lived & dressed as a girl w/o knowing
the kid's name; she walked around naked &
Igor couldn't tell she was a boy; ignoring
the fact that she peed standing up & ate like
a pig & sometimes wore boxers & shaved
her fuzzy blonde beard; Igor wasn't sure what
he should do w/ the gun; gangsters wanted
their money so Igor turned his gf over to them
to make the money back & it took a whole
week; afterward she told Igor he owed her
a nice dinner so he took her to a fancy French
restaurant in St. Petersburg & an American
movie; strange that as fond as Igor was of
her he never bothered to ask her her name