hey, missy, how's about a date; are u looking to get ***** or molested on a date or caught naked in a cab or underneath some drooling slob are u too drunk to know where ur going; hey, missus whats-ur-name are u really all that lame; are ur shoes all tied the same; do u think ur hip cuz u dated coloreds in 1956; hey, miss pillbox hat married w/ ur virginity intact & ur mouth unhinged like death & sweet liquor n ur breath; don't u think u should lay off the brandy; god is in ur underwear beside menopause & ur uncle Steve's lost cause...I think I know u well enough to keep from guessing; ur a living sacrifice eating all the cheese until u make me sneeze & I have go home & smoke a joint w/ the girl from across the hall who's always too drunk to talk about physics & she thinks I'm a drunk too but that ***** don't know me; hey, miss, u dropped something & there is no place I'm going