Flappers were good girls; formerly Edwardians, even Victorian, suddenly modern; driving cars & smoking & drinking & doing the Charleston to ragtime Jazz; gong where there didn't belong but making their way to the center of the dance floor; kicking up their Cuban heels & showing off their ankles before ******* were invented; liberated gals wearing bloomers or nothing underneath their beads & sequence; Gibson girls became flappers & the Gilded Age became ******* long before ******* was a thing; Strippers coming off the circus runway to dance for drunks & gangsters who wanted to see more & more skin in every way until one day Carol Doda took it all off after decades of naked ladies stepping into the limelight & becoming stars in their own right; but **** women are no more, it's just not allowed; women are accusing men of having libidos they can't control; the women pretending vaginas have a mind of their own