FDR the poor man's rich man served four terms &
passed the job off to Truman
who, thankfully, dropped the A-bomb twice;
Eisenhower introduced the world
to the ancient Scottish game of golf;
Kennedy was so handsome
he could have been a movie star
but he didn't have a British accent; he had an accent
but it was that ****** New England doggerel---
Kennedy gave way to his old rival
the gangster Richard Milhous Nixon
who showed the world America
was not ready for a Capone-like presidency;
Once Nixon was run out of town in disgrace
Ford stepped in & proceeded to fall right over;
Carter was a good Christian (or so he'll tell u)
but between the duck & ufos,
Iran & the manufactured gas crisis,
he was a one-shot loser but now everyone loves him;
Reagan the robot was anointed
by every fascist in the country---
He had no brain & slept through his second term
while every skull-digger cleaned out the the coffers
leaving guns behind like the tooth-fairy
beneath the pillow of every criminal left & right;
Reagan gave way to George HW Bush who loved to stab
his drug-dealing terrorist friends in the back---
Clinton (Hillary in drag; w/
had his hands down the pants of every *****
that walked in the door; hail to the ******* chief my ***,
Then the stupidest man on earth installed in
an election so stolen they're still looking for it
& here we are thanking God Obama
is in Hawaii by way of Kenya & Indonesia
(may he & his two faces never come back);
Donald Trump is not a president, he is a walking straw-man
everything bad & evil rolled into one;
America hasn't had an actual President
in years; who the **** are these guys?