According to Christianity's absurdly
self-consistent logic
the one person Jesus can save is Satan,
the 'originator of sin';
the original sin was not original,
Satan had been up all night
figuring the angles; sitting up w/ Lilith
smoking but if Satan
were to repent & all of his followers,
well, followed, there would be no hell
& no death
As it is claimed Jesus did away w/ (!);
wow---imagine Satan
as a born-again & all sins forgiven---
what would u do
w/ urself? sit around being good all day;
yeh, me too