Whose Text Message is This
Is you and her together sleeping?
This deed is low, don’t blame the mistletoe
Now I think I am weeping

Oh no we just met at the water fountain.
We went caroling and sung Go tell it on the mountain.
She gave me her number, there was no slumber.
I think she is my seventeenth cousin and she has a husband.

So she gave you a present under the tree.
All wrapped up with a bow.
Please say the truth to me, and I promise I wont be.
So mad that you did something under the mistletoe.

Oh that’s a relief, so then I could get it off my chest.
We met, I took her home, and you probably know the rest.
She gave me a tour, we kissed at the door.
Now I’m glad it worked out for the best.

This, this is the worst thing that you have ever done!
For Christmas you can swallow pride and sleep outside.
But I thought that everything was forgiven?
Besides isn’t the Christmas season a time of cheer.
Well it sure doesn’t feel cheerful up in here.

I’ll delete her number from my cell phone contact.
Because on Christmas I don’t want mortal combat.
I know now the correct thing to do.
Because for all time I will always choose you.