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Nov 2017
He was a kindly man whom Audrey liked. No monkey business with uncle Chuck. He was 100% normal. That's for sure. One morning when Audrey was rinsing her ****** uncle Chuck entered the kitchen. "What's up Audrey?" Chuck asked.
Β Β  "Just washin' my *******."
Β Β  "Big night?"
Β Β  "No, Uncle, just routine laundering."
Β Β  Their back-and-forth banter was casual.
Β Β  "Today, I've got 3 appointments," Chuck mused.
Β Β  "Hand to me my Kunta Kinte commemorative *****,"
Audrey instructed casually enough.
Β Β  "This one?" Chuck asked.
Β Β  "Yes, thanks," Audrey said as she relaxed her **** muscles.
Β Β  "Good-bye," Chuck said 30 seconds before he left.
Β Β  "Good-bye," Audrey replied 7 seconds before he left.

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Male members in the sect of skoptsy (Russian: скопцы, "castrated") were required to become castrated, either only the testicles ("lesser seal") or also the ***** ("greater seal").

Penectomy is ***** removal through surgery, generally for medical or personal reasons.
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(Simpang Bedok, Singapore)   
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