I woke up some days past.
I felt different
I reached back with my arm
And I felt something bony and feathery
Or rather, two things bony and feathery
I got up in a hurry.
I thought I had become an angel.
Someone must have sung I need an angel
And God said I will give you Michael.
I started to fly
At first it was slow and wobbly
But I started to soar.
I just wished there was a Bat signal
Like a Mike signal or something.

I thought I saw something
Or rather a crime.
I said its time for me to shine
Hope these wings can stop bullets
Because they would have to today.
I descended rapidly.
I was shocked I didn’t catch on fire or that my wings did not break.
I went to the man with the gun and said stop
He asked who sent you and I said I was sent from above
And I am all that you fear
I tackled him to the ground.
I heard Cut by a very angry person and I saw a director
He said who the hell do you think you are?
This is the new Dragon-Man vs Shark-Devil movie
I said My bad and flew away.
I left the crime fighting to the professionals.