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Aug 2017
My **** muscles were rigid when the bumtologist, who is a ******, warned me not to fidget despite Pittsburgh's weather being so frigid Hillary Clinton slammed my monkey's face into the driveway while
****** Bill had *** with himself, jacking to Mel Tormé's “My Way”
Shut up pug go 'way, because nobody slams monkeys face-first into
a driveway. **** who ain't gay, jack to “My Way,” to suit inside all
can't stir suicidal cancer, cancerous sue aside, casts Orbis goo eyed. Cracked eugenist George Bernard Shaw died before the amputation
of dog-faced Pete Postlethwaite's cancer-tumor stricken ******* ball
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