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May 2017
CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE SURD KIND

"Agghhhh...aliens!"
screamed the aliens
catching sight of the humans
Of course to aliens we are the aliens! And if they thought that the male and female were embodied in the personhood of a Trump and a May they may just as well ****** off back to their own solar system with gruesome tales of our planet at present.

Basic rules

A surd is a square root which cannot be reduced to a whole number.

Computing the eigenfrequencies of beams, or reciprocal lattice vectors & hence in various Fourier transforms. In this case, exact form is required, decimal expansion will not do. For the beam example, a numerical value can be computed for a given set of parameters, but if you want to know that frequency for *any* set of parameters, you need to know how to hand surds.

i think that the alien 'aliens" had somehow not computed the eigenfrequencies of beams, or reciprocal lattice vectors  and thus landed themselves on the earth in this absurd manner.
Donall Dempsey
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Donall Dempsey  Guildford
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