Life through a puppy's eyes


*Her new sofa does not smell of me.
I could *** on that.
Shes gone out
and left her computer
bag in the hall.
I could *** on that.
Her new boyfriend is sat
on my spot on the sofa.
I could *** on him.
Now she's got me on her lap
rubbing my tummy to make up
for everything.
I could *** on everything
I said above.