I may have a procrastination problem
So I'll give that a bit of thought
But I'll do it later
The other day someone called me an agnostic
And I told them"I doubt that"
Now I need to look up agnostic
I'll do that later
Someday I'd like to try being an instigator
But I'm just not very good at starting things
I could become a deligator
Then I could get someone to instigate for me
The city split the alley behind my parents house
Between the adjoining neighbors
So I fenced it down the middle
Then I put in a gate....TOO LATE....
..I'M THERE ALREADY. I was an alleygater
Apparently I need a job
I've too much time to think
I had a great job a little while back
Out in the country
Green pastures -fresh air
All that most peoples lives lack
1000 acres of a sheep ranch operation
I loved it-so flippin peaceful
I'd go back with absolutely no hesitation
But alas...nothing good lasts forever
My third day as we moved the little lambs
From one pasture to another
My job was to simply wait by the gate
Keeping count as they went by
They were nice but they let me go
Because that count I tried to keep
Every time I got to 15--TOO LATE--
You guessed it .... I'd fall asleep

So yeah I do need to get outside
Of my house and my mind
And I know its bad to procrastinate
Thats why GOOD politicians
Are really hard to find
They all seem to be -for the most part-
Extremely dedicated LEGIS(doit)LATERS
AND THEYVE GOT A JOB??.      REALLY!!!?