Once, when married, my wife
was shopping in Victoria's Secret.
I was busy trying to be invisible.
But a young, perky sales associate
pounced on me and asked to help
in the eternally obnoxious
manner of such women.
I said I was looking
for the children's section.
Security was called. Out I went.
Now I will never find out
Victoria's special secrets.
If anyone knows  what they are
or why they are so special,
please let me hear from you.