He was a daddy-fied, macho-dripping masterpiece
Concrete-shatterin’ alpha treasure
Macho magic baddie
Brick-wall built charm
Grown-man greatness
Cologne-armed, flaming-hot awesomeness
That stopped all traffic in his sight
My grill-hot, top-notch heartthrob
My raw-*****, real deal charmer
My front-page flexin’ hunk
He had that straight-up boss daddy flavor
That kept me craving his
***-ody-ody breathtaking beauty
His blister-level, delectable finesse
Gag-worthy spectacular attractiveness
Buttercream-smooth dreaminess
Lip-glossed lusciousness
I was so addicted to his
Finesse-fueled freshalicious
For real for real
With his broad-*** beefcake shoulders
Bossman chest to caress
I was so spellbound by his
Astoundingly astonishing beauty
I was deep, deep, too far deep
Into the depths of his thirst-trap thugness
Beyond comprehension gay
He gave me daddy fever
Made my knees weak
I was so addicted to his stellar beard
His irresistible build
His unprecedented energy
So boy-gone-to-the-moon-and-back