I miss you in the morning I wish I could see you smile
As the day is dawning your arms around me for a while
I love your happy feelings, we can go that extra mile
Instead of lonely lovers felt, assessing love's on trial

I wish our love had lasted and it never did get torn
Why's your heart grown weary, why do heart's get worn
Our love forever bonding, of this I could have sworn
Lost without your beauty not wanting a new dawn

Your the only one I love, you mean so much to me
Heart's locked away forever, only you will hold the key
My love for you has always been and for eternity
Special feelings should not be lost in love's own destiny

When our love was growing with each and every kiss
Your body was so beautiful so much love and bliss
It's your hugs and kisses that I will always miss
There's no sense in broken hearts drowned in love's abyss

Feelings remain heart's not changed held in a lovers clutch
Your beautiful face, your lovely smile, I'm missing you so much
Vacated feelings without you here, I need your loving touch
Separate heart's hurt so much on love's snapped broken crutch

Bells of heart's ceased ringing, and they no longer chime
Hands of fate on broken clocks ,for me the end of time
Beating hearts no longer beat with knowing your not mine
And special days are no more now I've lost my Valentine

There is a certain lady who's the mother of them all
Although she's only 4 foot she's always standing tall
In a town called Beccles the pose is a good call
When she has a lighted *** the ashes always fall

To her son and daughter she is known as Titch
But her name is Fagioni the boss and the top *****
Her smoking is an art form a craft just like a Witch
If its Cigarettes or roll ups she doesn't mind the switch

You may not even see her through the clouds of smoke
The plumes always surrounds her like a ******* cloak
If she has run out of smokes to her it is no joke
Her **** are her companions she's not like other folk

She is big on **** just like cheese in macaroni
So what I am telling you I'm not telling you baloney
As far as smoking goes she is definitely no phoney
With her tobacco and her **** she is Titch Fagioni

I am sick of this effing town ****** ****** Rotherham
it simply isn't no **** good It should be called Botherham
because some of the people who live there are complete arseholes
most of which are ******* ***** out for there own goals
some of the ones that you thought you could trust and where on your side
are nothing more than tossing gits and out for a free ride

You remember when we
thought that Dardo was Dad,
Maybe we’re right or
we’re just going mad ?
But if we are right
and if it is true,
Then he must be
the crimson pirate too,
Dardo and Vallo
are but the same man,
can he be both
I believe that he can,
If you think of if logically
it's no surprise,
I've already said
Dads a master of disguise,
The conclusion is obvious like a blade in a sheaf,
It's said both of these men…Well there all teeth

Is he the Arrow or is he the Flame ?
could my Dad and Dardo
be one in the same ?
Dardo is handsome,
dashing and true
Wait for a second
Dads like that too
Could he be Dardo,
just believe your eyes
Maybe my Dads
a maser of disguise
I know what your thinking
Dardo he cannot be
But hay my Dad is my Dad
And he’s Dardo to me

I love naked bodies a lot them I would love to handle.
but I'm not so sure if your skin was dripping like a melted candle.
I would feel you up  if your bodies nice and cute.
but maybe not if you have a wrinkled birthday suit.
I know as we get older our bodies seem to sag.
and it gets ever harder to get a decent ****.
if your old or young lets not be to picky.
even if you have a dripping ***** or your body is a bit ****** .
it really doesn't matter if its a bit more sticky.
because getting inside a floppy **** its just a bit more tricky.
so I don't care or even mind if your a bit more waxy.
then what the hell I would just flip you over it stick it up your jacksy. with each year we get a little older. and it seems our bodies begin to smoulder.
if only we could cool down and be a little colder.
then our bodies would be fine without wax upon our shoulder.
would I **** a wrinkled **** yes I probably would.
hay who knows with a bit of wax it could be really good.
I just hope that when I get older I would love to dip my wick .
even if it was soggy and I had a candle for a ****

They say there are plenty more fish.
but I am not sure if that's people or those on a dish.
it seems to me that how hard I try.
all of the fish just pass me by.
I would like to go swimming and try just a few.
there are certain ladies well if only they knew.
If I had the chance with just one or two.
I think you already know what id do.
There are lots of things that I have in mind .
And lots of moist places that id love to find.
So if your not fishy before we may meet .
We can soon change that when its your fish I eat.
And After I'v eaten then its your turn .
I'm guessing that its salami you yearn.
So you can have sausage in creamy fish sauce.
With extra cream when its ran its course.
If your still hungry after you've had your fill.
I'm sure that my 10 inch can fit the bill.
So *** with me and polish my rod .
make it ridged and shiny to fit in your cod.
I know it is nice upon a big dish .
Lovely hot sauce of  Salami and fish .

I'm an ugly man which mirrors cant deny.
its a wonder they don't crack when I go walking by.
cos there is so much cruelty and all I do is cry.
and I am unwanted I pray for the day I die.

Oh Annette Tidy, I would love to lick your ****
Show me that you like it, you **** loving ****
******* pulled beyond your hole, while kneeling like a mutt
Legs apart so far and wide, I don't want your ******* shut

Spread you cheeks across my face and open your hole wide
Pelvic thrusting on my tongue, while I'm slipping it inside
The taste of it is magical, when tongue and *** collide
I can lick your ***** too , but I'll let you decide

It's okay if your a *****, when it's ***** and bums to pluck
A Furry ***** is alright, it's still so good to ****
Soiled ******* I don't mind, they make my cockerel cluck
A touch of romance is quite fine, but so is a good ****

Oh Annette Tidy let me knock on your back door
You can show me your intentions, you filthy ******* *****
I doesn't matter that we're strangers, because our *** is raw
If your like the phone box says, then what are you waiting for?

So come on now get naked, and I will do the same
let me have your **** hole and a **** ******* game
According to the writings your a filthy kind of dame
I've read that your an **** ****, so your be glad I came

Oh Annette Tidy, I am on a real *** hunt
I would be so happy, if your proper ***** ****
Whether your a posh girl, or just a ******* munt
You need to get your knickers off, and I'll give it a punt

I'll be grabbing onto your ****, and It would be devine
Vigorous ******* may result, in hearing your **** whine
If your a cheater that's okay, it really is quite fine
As long as your cheating with me, and you are ******* mine

So push your **** upon me, let my **** slide in
I'd **** without a rubber sheaf, it's better on bare skin
I'm sure that you'll enjoy it, when your sitting on my pin
And **** old Dennis Richmond, cos I don't give a **** about him

Oh Annette Tidy, I fancy a real good ****
I am really hoping, your a ***** ******* ****
It doesn't matter if your good looking, or a dried up hag
***** lips are free to flutter, when I **** your fleshy flag

**** ******* is so good, what a fantastic feeling
The tightness squeezing on my rod, that's what I find appealing
Doing **** would be great, bent over or just kneeling
An ******* that is spread wide, is really quite revealing

So when my **** is hard enough I would stuff it in your ***
Fingers up your ***** and your ******* under thumb
A frigging is in order, because I want to feel your ***
******* in your tight hole, I would really give it some

Oh Annette tidy, let us have some ****** fun
Let me see you naked, and I will ***** your hot cross bun
I also like a wet ****, but these things must be done
For you squirt me with your juice, just like a Capri Sun

I hope that you like big *****, cos I have a nine inch ****
Because I'm not hung like those fellows, who are in Hong Kong
So I won't put it all in, in case it is too long
But if you want the whole lot, I'll make sure that it says strong

Are you such an **** *****, well I don't really know
You could be a real ***** ****, or just an average joe
If your not that kind of girl, then somewhere else I'll go
Because I'm looking to get ******, and a **** and blow

You maybe such a nice girl, and you get home by ten
So you might not be interested, in ridding my big ben
I'm sure there's **** ladies, who'd like playing in my pen
A **** time they can have, if I went round to their den

Are writings on walls true, you don't have to sit there idly
If you want an arrangement, I could ******* every Friday
Unless you are a nice girl, and your a bit like Heidi
And your up in the mountains thinking . . . . Oh Annette Tidy!

Lots of ladies there may be, but I haven't had that many
My **** is always active, and I think I would have any
In the past I could have been, just a bit too picky
The art of wanking I did try, but that left my pants all sticky

Some nice **** I would love, or an **** or three
The fairer *** is preferable, cos there's nothing strange about me
It really doesn't seem that fare, when there are many slags
And lots of ugly fat ******, that say they all want shags

But I can not locate any, I wish there was a way
That I could find a nice gal, and not someone that is gay
Nothing against the Lezzers, I'm just not that way inclined
But I'm fed up with wanking, and I don't want to go blind

I would ***** an old gal, with a big fat rounded ****
A squeezable amount of flesh, inside an **** ****
Big fat ****** are welcome, who want it up their bucket
I would like **** your ****, and I'd really love to **** it

An **** I could really try, if only the girls would
******* lots of ***** *****, that could be quite good
A large obese girl I would ****, with lots of rolls of fat
I'd stuff my **** inside there ****, cos there's nothing wrong with that

Ideal worlds would be good, if you could **** the girls you like
But I will settle for a *****, or a well used ridden bike
Even in a ******* they could be a real good ****
If *****'s are full of *****, I'd still **** your *** filled bag

Maybe I could find an old gal who is a real life *****
I would just think so what, and **** her well used *****
After I have loosened up, her tight old ******* hole
I could have a tighter ****, with her **** upon my pole

******* the ladies *******, this is always such a dream
Arses will be filled up, and the cat would get the cream
If you want to get ******, and you find any of this thrilling
Get your ***** and arseholes out, ready for a creamy filling

Come on all you fat slags, I'd like to see you naked
And even you wrinkly old bags, to me nothing is sacred
Your ***** cats are required, and your arses are inclined
Fat slags and old bags are still quite hard to find

Many houses have been cleaned on ***** window routes
Terraced rows and bungelows and other glass recruits
Customers of differant types some casual, some suits
Pleasent ones and lovely ones, some of them fun hoots

One window shined, revealed behind someones bathroom door
An awful sight giving us a fright, more than we bargained for
We went to clean it was abscene, that horrible thing we saw
Showing his snake was it a mistake, or was he just a *****

Every time we went to clean situations would get worse
We didn't want to catch a glimps, of his ****** immerse
A naked burden it bacame, why was he so perverse
***** windows should remain to conceal that bathroom curse

The anxiousness we both felt, how low he always sank
Unwanted sightings of body flesh and yanking on his plank
Disgusting ways of a deprived mind, so very dark and dank
***** windows are one thing, but not when you ******* ****

We did not want to ascend, with each ladder run to climb
knowing what awaited us we didn't want to see his slime
That bathroom window was regular, he did it every time
His kind of antics should be re-classed as a life of grime

We're not interested in plonker pulling a real discusting stunt
Nakedness we don't want to see, or a nasty shiveled front
Your ***** windows are to much so we will both be blunt
Keep your wanking to yourself and ******* your ***** ****

We don't care how many times, or how much you try
There is no necessitation to see your small **** eye
Confess your sins and tell your wife and don't you effing lie
That you've been bathroom wanking and flashing your cream pie

We told him we're not cleaning, when he dosent wear a stitch
And because he had to ******* **** and treat us like his *****
We're not your pleasure ******, when you've got that certain itch
Your ***** windows we wont clean when your mind is in a ditch

It's time us girls said goodbye you've made us ******* cross
Window cleaners we may be but your not our wanking boss
So now we're gone and you know why, my friend it's adios
And all because you had to flash and have a bathroom toss

There are many cowboys who are said to be the best
However there is one fellow that is better than the rest
Feared in every county and throughout the old Wild West
He'll face you in a duel and put you to the test

This man is the fastest he simply can't be beat
He is the man that other gunfighters never want to meet
You never will outgun him he'll just turn up the heat
Hunting you from the saloon to the dusty open street

You may think you can beat him he'd like to see you try
His slinging skills are so fast its in a blink of an eye
If you ever cross his path I’m afraid it’s Goodnight And Goodbye
And you'll end up swinging from a noose when he hangs em high

Don't ever get in a brawl cos this man can be bad
You will regret a bar room fight if whiskey shots he's had
This Man Is The Original This Man Is The Lad
I Guess your asking who he is, well this man is my Dad

What happens to your soul when things are very bad
When our loved ones leave us and we are all so sad
You left Behind your daughter and your faithful Lad
We will march behind you, both of us will Dad
Our lives are full of sadness our hearts in so much pain
Maybe the hurt will cease when we all meet again

It's Black and White and been around, but that’s something you wont mind
Because you are such a nice girl and your always far to kind

It doesn’t make much difference if their black or if their white.
What does the colour matter If you have your chips that night

A Poker Chip is always Round and it's scratched In many Places
You won't mind the scratches when your close to many faces

Twenty-one numbers on the Side when you add up one to six
How many shouldn't bother you as long as you can get your chips

There's more than enough on the side in fact there’s Forty-Two
I hope it will be pleasing and more than enough for you
Everyone’s a winner when there are lots for you to do
With many Poker Chips to choose from so It doesn’t matter who.

As long as you come out on top with all your Poker Chips
And Poke them till you have them all with everyone who slips.
So many games that have been played when you undo your clips.
You'll win so many Poker Games when your shooting from the hips.

All those chips that you can win you may be lucky every night
You can be forever Poking if you use all of your might
Playing games your cards are dealt as long as your not tight
And if you play your cards correct everything will turn out right

Why is it that the human body is designed the way it is?
After you have had some food and drink you have to **** and ****.
It really is disgusting it really is obscene.
When you have to stick your fingers in your own **** just to keep your ******* clean.
I do not want to touch that steaming pile of ****.
Every time I take a dump and have to handle it.
O.K you may use paper to wipe away the brown.
But it is still revolting moving your fingers up and down.
Because you know at some point that whilst your in the crack.
The paper you are using, durability it will lack.
Feeling your own ****** *** hole its something I cant hack.
That **** will get on your hands and like Arnie it will be back.

It's our anniversary well at least it would have been.
If we were still together and this day we would have seen.
With laughter, love and specialness between the two of us.
It's a shame we can not do that now we’re on a different bus .
I would love to hold you close and make pure love with you.
But now that is just my fantasy because there's nothing I can do.
The feeling of your body and touch are now within my mind.
Your lovely nakedness and beauty are simply one of a kind.
My heart bleeds every night as the tears role down my face
I will always love you even though your out of place.

My thoughts are always of you now that you have gone away.
I really do so miss you more than words can ever say.
You will always be on my mind it will always be this way.
And I truly do belong to you more so on this special day.

Every moment belongs to you your always in my thought
Now I can not see your face it's your image that is caught
So I am just a wanderer in a void of darkness in the night.
Nothing will ever be the same again it will never be just right.
I shall wonder forever alone to you nothing is compared.
Because I do not have you and the love that we both shared.
It doesn't matter whether we are apart and its for an eternity
No on will replace you no one else is good enough for me.
Only ever one person touches me I think that you know who.
And my whole body and soul will always belong to you

Hears a little story that many people know.
When my life fell to pieces it was many years ago.
 
It all began to splinter the day my sister died.
And for many years they’re after all I’ve done is cried.
 
I’ve cried a thousand rivers there’s been so many tears.
So much pain and sadness it’s been that way for years.
 
So many things have happened so much heartache so much strife.
I do not want to carry on I wish to leave this sad sad life.
 
As my life continued it just got worse and worse.
The desperation in my mind my life is such a curse.
 
After years of limbo a beautiful angel came.
She was so very wonderful she gave me hope again.
 
She kissed me very gently she held me in her arms
I was lost forever within her lovely naked charms.
 
My heart belonged to her the moment we joined together
I knew I loved that angel always and forever.
 
In the many months that followed our love just grew and grew.
She would be the only one for me from then on just I knew.
 
Our ******* was so wonderful it made us both feel good.
It was so very special like only pure and true love should.
 
And then the day came that shattered all my dreams.
When I lost my angel nothing last to long it seems.
 
So now I’ve lost my angel I’m just a shadow of the man I used to be
I had a deep down feeling that things would go wrong for me.
 
I’m just a lonesome sentinel wandering aimlessly each and ever day.
And now life’s even worse now my angels gone away.
 
So now my life has returned to desperation heartache and pain.
I don’t think they every really left me pure sadness is there again
 
And who was that angel I really thought you knew.
That beautiful angel just happens to be you

Our friend Marty well what can I say
we're all saddened on this day.
you where one of the good ones a real good friend
a helping hand that you'll always lend.
but certain things we can not mend
so with heavy heart this message I send.
when we was in trouble you would be there
now there are things beyond repair.
you where always there when we needed you
I don't know somehow you knew what to do.
so Marty my friend I will say this
its your good heart and kindness that we shall miss.
you'll be remembered you wont really die
no matter how hard that we may try.
so it will never truly be goodbye
with songs from the riders in the sky.
when we last saw you we didn't know
that it wasn't long for you to go.
and your where worn your final flight
so rest now Marty god bless and good night

I hate life nothing ever goes right.
all it ever does is turn out ******* *****.
so what's the point in anything when where strangers in the night.
no ones really bothered although I thought they might.
all I ever wanted was a real good life.
but all that ever happens is so much stress and strife.
and everyone just takes the **** and laughs at all my upset.
but I suppose that's just my lot and all I'll ever get

if you love someone too much and they mess with your heart
then maybe you'd be better of resisting them way back at the start
but when it is too far gone and many years have gone by
well then it is all to late and your heart will surly die.
and it well hurt you so much and beat with so much pain
it will bleed your feelings out over and over again.
I wish I had not moved here as im really hurting now.
and I cannot stop crying a really wish I knew how.
a river of tears that I have cried over my lost love.
and my soul is lost up in the sky upon the wings of a dove.

You got what you wanted when you told me to go
How much that hurts no one will ever know
I will always remember that terrible night
From your point of view the Timing was right

I am not interested in celebrating or party’s I am not like you
I do not want Christmas with ****** predators even if you do
I do not want New Years Eve celebrations with people who plan assaults
Neither do I want Halloween or Bonfire Night I have seen the disgusting results

It’s the same as mistletoe it’s a known fact it’s a parasite
It’s only for people who want to kiss you and get of with you that night
And then they’re hoping to get your knickers off from that illicit kiss
But really they’re calling you a good ***** to get in you bed, and then they take the ****

The terrible things these people have done to you, you should never forgive
It isn’t them whose life is ruined or the memories that we have to relive
But they don’t care as long as it isn’t their life that’s ruined or gone
They will do anything, they know you’ll forgive them its what they rely upon

I’m not interested in exes or in anybody new
I only ever want your touch my heart loves only you
Not For Pleasure, Loneliness or even for fun
No one will ever touch me again because you’re the only one

I will always love you my beautiful **** Mum
But now that I cant see you my whole world has gone numb
Life is simply terrible it was already bad enough
Now it’s not worth living ever since I lost your love

Love is the most painful thing of all,
Heaven forbid in love you should fall.
Love hurts like the fiery depths of hell,
So does loving something or someone as well.
Love tears your sole apart,
And rips away at your heart.
Love destroys, kills and maims,
If you love too much things will never be the same.
So take heed this warning its really up to you,
Don’t love too much or love will destroy you too.

Why Is Life So Cruel And Unfair?
I Hate Being Part Of This Nightmare,
If I Could Live My Life Again’
Id Change Everything,
Who, What, Why, When And Where.
Sometimes I Wish I Wasn’t There,
Most People Wouldn’t Even Notice Or Even Care

Hears a little rhyme its for your valentine
About being naked, ******* and having a good time

I hope you will like it I think you will do
Because you love *** and people ******* you

Whether it’s a girl or if it’s a man
You can **** them all like only you can

You make my **** hard and turn me on
Especially when your naked and your knickers are gone

I love your *** hole and hot **** when they’re creamy and wet
When they have been ****** with as many ***** as they can get

I want to lick your hot wet **** and slide my tongue inside your ***
I will **** your **** and ******* until I squirt them full of ***

When I have ****** both of your holes and *** inside you
I would like to get your mums knickers of and do the same to her too

How do I mend a broken heart
My entire world has fallen apart

How do I find hope in a brand new day
When the one I love has gone away

My mind overflows with memories of you
Of all that we've shared, all that we knew

I long for your touch and your warm embrace
The look in your eyes, the smile on your face

My dreams are filled with your gentle kiss
I wake and cry for all that I miss

How do I mend a broken heart
When our love is so far apart

My heart knows to love only you
It won't let you go, what do I do

Our moments together were precious and few
But I cherished them all more than you knew

I love you my angel and always will
I loved you then and I love you still

The love we have between us was there right from the start
Now that things have turned bad it’s torn apart my heart
I hate this empty feeling it is you that makes me whole
I need your love and feelings you are my heart and sole

The pain my heart is feeling nothing ever will endeavour
It is only you I love this is always and forever
No one else is good enough no one can compare
I am so lost right now without you being there

How could this have happened when our love was strong
When we had our special names and our own special song
Our love is so worth saving we both should hold on tight
And never let our love go because our love is right

I became your spongy when you looked into my eyes
And I fell in love with you, which came as a surprise
A love that grew inside of me knowing you where mine
I loved you from that moment and for the rest of time

Our love was there already but we just did not know
Until our first loving touch I didn’t want to let you go
You asked me if your cheeky you where cheeky enough
You where so very cheeky ever time that we made love

I really loved your body I don't know why you hid
You asked if I wanted to see you again I definitely did
Your body was so **** there was no need to hide
Now I can not see you my heart has bled and died

You had the perfect body I love the way you are
Your kiss your face your beauty are sexier by far
So much I really miss you and what we used to do
Because it's really simple I will always love just you

People can be cruel sometimes which isnt nice at all
The ignorance of nothing said making you feel small
Acheiving an emotion when you want to cry and ball
People are so nasty when they dont want you to call

All Ignoring people does is make you feel much worse
The accomplishment of upset is nothing but a curse
With closed communications just like a misers purse
Ripping away at your soul may as well be in a hearse

When its people who you love it hurts me even more
Nothing is as painful when its a closed locked door
I end up falling to my knees and sinking in the floor
My heart is wrenched out of my chest by a hurtful claw

Being ignored has such an effect on a persons heart.
We can talk without the need to upset the apple cart
Life's too short to be upset so why don't we be smart
Things can be the way they where way back at the start