Patrick Enright was my best friend at school and I came to his house to muck with him and listen to my music and his heavy metal music like Judas Priest and I thought of Judas Priest and **** priest as a little cool kid, but then Patrick told me not to hang with him anymore, I felt bad and this made me muck around on the street and then everyone was teasing me and Patrick was a bit worried of how the friendship turned out so he started to look after his 5 year old nephew jonithan who was his brother Martins kid and as I was going to the pub and the mall and the gym and to the sports events when I was coming home from those things and I heard Patrick teasing me with jonithan and I was saying very hurtful things to him
As I walked up the hill and then as I entered my home I said cool kids do what I do yeah only yeah mate yeah kids do you what you do Patrick and then I played basketball outside in my yard and pat was teasing me with jonithan saying to him imagine what this ******* will do next and then said Brian what are you going to do for us now, do your housework write a story go to bed play a show and make sure it is a kids show so I can watch it with jonithan, Patrick say like a man with a frown and jonithan was smiling like a kid would if I was famous and he went yeah mate then Patrick at the end of the show said to jonithan let’s put barnesy on for a party and jonithan was doing the little 5 year old head banging routine which looked so cute, I mean kid cute, not **** cute, he was too young for that and then Patrick walked down the road with jonithan the same way he walked with me singing we’re not going to take it with his stereo and stopped off at the service station to buy a packet of chips and munched and said to jonithan little cool dude, you are a cool dude don’t deny it
And then the bullies who called me a Woosey came into his house and said to him, don’t muck with Brian, he is a woos
And I understand why you treated Brian like a normal young dude, but he was a **** or a woos, and Patrick was mucking with him saying here is $30, so you can buy yourself a meal and leave Brian alone
And this happened every time Brian went out because his dad was very violently disappointed in him and mum wasn’t happy either and jonithan said look at this ******* and Patrick said, yes I know but don’t tell him, you are too young, then Brian saw jonithan at the mall looking in the music shop but when I left about 2 minutes later so did jonithan and said he is a fat **** and pat said fat **** fat ****
You are a fat **** and I said leave me alone patty watty and pat pushed his legs through the kitchen and cooked veges and chicken with his family at his house
Jonithan loved it so much, in the pub he said, you are not ever going to be like me and Jonny and jonithan said yeah mate yeah