The washing machine went on the blink
I think the problem is drainage,

it's probably a block somewhere
or it could be a sock
slowly drowning,

I'm calling the plumber in

because
I'm pretty useless
when it comes to these
new-fangled things.

This being the twenty-fifth day of greatness
in the well-being of our oneness,
and we woke up late.

Expect as always that something's afoot.

They deny what we rely on
the **** crows thrice
that's one more than twice
which is more than we can take.

I make this up you know
and if you didn't know
you do now.

On and offline
more often
than a drunken
tightrope walker.

Change the climate
take man back to primate
let them swing in the trees
**** were they please
eat figs and greenery
grow with the scenery
drink from the lakes
and
chew on bananas and dates
or
stop burning coal
just dig a big hole
and bury your heads
in the sand.

Heavy headed?

it's the morning
you haven't
put on weight.

But would you care if it's truth or dare when actions have no consequence?

What is the relevance when relevant is redundant?

We're marching into the furnace and complaining of the cold while our skin is blistering, and we're going in complacently.

If it's only me who sees and everyone else disagrees
there may be a problem.

Grandma said,
Don't go,
but I dunno
Idaho
looks a likely place to be and grow
and I have heard
that Tea Kettle Cave is one to save
for the album,

boys will be Boise.

Grandma says
Dayum.