I hope I wouldn't smash my thumb
or throw it
through the picture window, like my neighbor did,
just yesterday,
while I was mowing my grass
which is yet half high
because I had to watch while the police arrested
my hammer heaving pal
who hates his unfaithful wife, his yapping Chihuahua,
and his life;
the spouse and spunky canine
are just fine it seems,
fortunate there was glass to shatter
on a Saturday afternoon