Mr.Monopoly Man - Hello Poetry

Jun 1

BreadyWheat

Mr.Monopoly man,
Is your name Dan,
That would seem a bit lame,
Nobody would really play your board game

No hate to the Dans out there,
But it feels like Dans have a huge evil lair,
To collect hatred and hair,
Mostly from me,
Your biggest hater,

I want my hairline back,
I think kindness is what you guys lack,
But oh man,
Dear Mr.Monolpoly man,
I'm sorry I owe you Jeff bezos' net worth

Jun 1

BreadyWheat

Mr.Cash Grab

Mr.Monopoly man,
I know we've talked before,
And I know you're angry

I swear I was joking around,
Just a little joke,
It was just a little poke

I swear I'll pay the rent,
And you don't look like a Dan,
You look more like John Marcus The Third,

Also,
The people must know about your illegal bird,
And the mafia you have

Not just that,
But how you bought all of New York and the people in it

I'll only pay the rent until you let the poor Yorkers in peace

If you want we can even make a poem together

Deal?

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