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 Jul 2015
Bill murray
The wheels on the cart
Go scoop *** pop
Scoopy got
**** *** ***
Grand pas old bus is dead in the shop
Give hundred smackers
To bring it home.
 Jul 2015
Arcassin B
By Arcassin Burnham


Was a snapping turtle now I'm just brick wall,
Earned what i souly deserve , you just ruin it all,
My life's is in ruins,
But getting better with every single strand,
And the effort that you put in,
Say you promise that you'll do it if you really can,
But people break them all the time,
Can believe in that all the time,
Hope I don't have to live with this for time,
If you believe me,
Its Time to stop being 17.
__________
Nowadays its hard to gain success,
Never was the successful type I guess,
But once I knew myself enough to own it,
Ain't no secret to the things that I can do
To cure inside of my stress,
Speaking of stress , I been to hell with a green cap,
While I wobble like a pest,
When I got all big and tough to barely grasp it,
I was sure that my trials and tribulations
Didn't really get the best,
Static t.V's,
And tiny broken cassettes,
Bad financial fees,
And alot of stupid regrets,
Giant sap trees,
And the buzzing of the bees,
I could sure use a glass of ice tea inside my chest,
People you saw,
And all the people you know,
Watch the dogs gnaw,
And lick everyone's toes,
I could have a life better than this,
With dark inside my heart,
And fire down below,

I'm burning alive
I don't know why
With the fire in my heart

let my ignorance die
why don't you die
*die down with the fire in my heart.
18 Part 3 Ending
 Jul 2015
Edna Sweetlove
I heard the world's loudest **** today
It echoed round the town enough to say
"I am a **** of great renown and fame,
I am a **** who's worthy of the name
Of
  KING of FARTS!"  Unthinkingly I sniffed
And, let me tell you, I have never whiffed
Aught so potent, dank and dread and foul
Blasted out from heaving human bowel
As that king of farts I smelled today
And which took my ******* breath away.

Who was the pumper of that putrid beauty?
How many curries in the line of duty
Had he consumed?  It must have been a man -
No pong so strong ere blew from female can.
Can no one answer yet my urgent question:
And say who suffereth such dire indigestion?
O heavens! his torment must be something chronic.
Can no one subsidise a high colonic
Irrigation to prevent another
Noisier and more noisome than its younger brother?
This has a slightly Shakespearian or even Chaucerian ring to it I feel. Or maybe even Marlovian, bearing in mind some of Christopher's well-documented sodomitic frolics. Yes I know it's a teeny bit ******, but then so were Shakespeare, Chaucer, and Marlowe. It has tragically never won a prize of any sort, although it's secured quite a few rounds of applause elsewhere. It is truly one of my masterpieces.
 Jul 2015
Pisceanesque
Sticky
and sweet
the fingers
of love
that travel down
in tingles:
a liquid storm
in nothing but
a rush of fire

Wet
and discrete
the lips of heaven
that smother
and capture with haste;
a halo so wide
that not even
lust
could quickly retire
© Tamara Natividad
www.pisceanesque.com
Written 26 June, 2015
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 Jul 2015
glenn martin
call me a witch... I heal myself
be the person
you have the courage to be
swimming in the green blue sea
like a little fish jumping
out of the Ocean a little bell tinging
I hit the ground on my feet
the smell of oxygen holding me up
breathing full deep breaths of air
the ringing in my ear my head clear
in thoughts to mind making this world
into the sought of the living air
the souls of my feet the atomic radioactive
energy of a Star the Earths center core
thru the uniting with nature a body temple
using its physical senses touching life
a swarm of bees wings the living strong faith
defeating hypocrisy nature shines
the hungry sheep looks up a witch
I heal my self on the wind and rank
the mist a seagull inland whispers the notion
that understanding of the Universe
is a responsibility to know your truth
is this life of oceans waters lands and air
your birth your being is the future growth
of life the Universe playground to be
all you can love see mature believe life
the infinite soar soar create from the core
of Star Earth planet get the inside right
the outside allows primary reality
sew little dragon-fly over come self doubt
believe you are enough of life to soar
you live in a private sanctuary no negativity
living in a life others do not understand
our mystery world of happenstance....
                                                              gjmars  7/9/15
 Jul 2015
Bill murray
Me and grand ma' ma'
Are rock in
So don't you
Come anywhere knocking
And if you come in
I got my old grand pa pa
Shotgun
 Jul 2015
Tommy Jackson
They were layed to rest
In 69
I remember those days
Where the killers would unwind
 Jul 2015
Bill murray
I thirsted for peach cobbler
And nanner puddin.
Mama sure knows how to bring
Grandpa' the goodin's.
 Jul 2015
b for short
***** girl problems.
Any text on a t-shirt?
Highlighter for ****.
© Bitsy Sanders, July 2015
Child calls
"Daddy there is something under my bed "
Father goes to room turns on lights and checks under bed
He slowly backs away saying
"Nope nope nope **** it I'm out 
 sorry honey in a world of monsters it's every man for himself " that was five years ago
still regrets nothing.
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