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786 · Aug 2015
Armpit droppings
Bill murray Aug 2015
Today comes alacrity aloof
My face is sagging now, should I cut it or let loose,
These amorphous little greys on my front structure
Are out of control
They dip in my soup
They sit in my bowl
And I am wondering,
Why am I getting skinnier"
My beard eats all my food
And the beard defecate's it back out
Through my armpits.
783 · Aug 2015
L.a porsche
Bill murray Aug 2015
Oakland today
Maby farthur north
I might go to Monterey
Maby go check out a l.a porsche
772 · Sep 2015
Brass balls
Bill murray Sep 2015
A fine earring you got their party pirate.
The pirate sais
Who needs earrings
When I got brass *****.
761 · Aug 2015
Things to do
Bill murray Aug 2015
Slim pickin's

I got to get some ear's of corn today

The bergschrund in the field

                           I have to dig back out from the drains
                           Gramp's has to be busy
                           Or wizzy dizzy he will get. I have to reap the good                        
crop.
Before the old fool forget's
Have to go to market first for some fresh greenery than off in the field today's going to be a womper working day
755 · Aug 2015
Cattle
Bill murray Aug 2015
A memory of present dogma
I keep in an old cowshed
The cattle never dilute the memory
752 · Jul 2015
Comin home ma
Bill murray Jul 2015
Slurp slurp
Said the pig to the cop
They lived beside another
Their garden hoses went to the shop
A shop of little lilly *******
A limestone to shawtoo
A place of betsie face
They wrote mama I'm coming home soon
752 · Jul 2015
Boney daddy bone cave
Bill murray Jul 2015
Dig the ditch
Dig daddy bonegrave
Got grandpa to itchy itch,
Bonedaddy bonegrave.
niche of red hicky hiccup hitch
Bonedaddy bonecave
Grandpa with his hitchy hitch
Dig the big,
Bone daddy bone cave
Slight salty pinty pinch
Bonedaddy salt save,
Digging the diddy ditch
Bonebegger begbones.
747 · Oct 2015
Stink brains
Bill murray Oct 2015
On the tractor today
Ran over a chipmunk
And its brain scattered on
The tires of the tractor,
What a stink mess.
740 · Aug 2015
Dead crawlers
Bill murray Aug 2015
Creepy crawlies on the lawn
Pesticides from gramps
Will destroy them
Dead and gone
738 · Sep 2015
Down boy, down
Bill murray Sep 2015
Grampy
Needs stimulated,
Grammy is irritated.
The old slapper hand is the best tool for releasing
Down and ***** stress.
I think gram's is coming
Think I need best hide it.
Down boy, down!
718 · Jul 2015
Damn cart
Bill murray Jul 2015
The wheels on the cart
Go scoop *** pop
Scoopy got
**** *** ***
Grand pas old bus is dead in the shop
Give hundred smackers
To bring it home.
717 · Aug 2015
Vote for gramps
Bill murray Aug 2015
My age is in a cage
Released I am in dismay
Tired I am of sleeping haze
Tip top over the limit
Maby wake tommorrow
Maby join a senate
Might be president
Who knows
Who will vote
For Grampy.
713 · Aug 2015
shat nap
Bill murray Aug 2015
grampys taking a dinasaur nap.
Great gramps is getting old.
Feeling like shat.
709 · Mar 2016
Stop all that kerfuffle
Bill murray Mar 2016
What's going on
Where is all that
Kerfuffle coming from. Can't you get along?
Hey now stop playing dumb.
I'm hearing all negativity
Noones getting along
People got it in the 60s
Whether fake or not
They played their songs.
Hey what's the commotion
Getting mad at others
Haven't you learned a thing
To love one another.
Still you shed innocent blood
Not talkin' just by steel,
Words like deadly poison
To and fro get real.
Talkin down another
Hey " throw away that cutter,
Didint your mother teach you to
Hold your tongue
Don't say hey mother f.. ..
What you speak is
What you are
And what you are
Is what you speak
Am I getting to you
Do I seem unreal
Though it's many realities
I teach
Kerfuffle is a fun new word trying out Kerfuffle (noun) has been around since the early 1800s. There are two ideas as to how it came into English. It probably came from either Scottish Gaelic or from Celtic Irish, the languages that were used historically in Scotland and Ireland. It's like saying what's with all the commotion, came to like this word instantaneously
707 · Sep 2015
Dead mouse head
Bill murray Sep 2015
Accidentally put the old flannel
On backwards and walking around with the dog
Until I noticed im starting to revert back to the grand babe years ago or gramps has
Gone feeble
And the mouse in my head is dead on it's wheel.
Bill murray Mar 2016
To my friend
Bill Hughes
Who just lost his kitten

Hope that lonesomeness
Gets back in its cube
With all the other itches.

To my friend
Billy Hughes
Dear rhymester of hellopoetry
And SoundCloud.

If you need a Bud
I'm here with love
I can be your cat for a day
And speak to you as a friend.
Long live your black cat.
He's eating mice by heavens dozen,
His life has just started
It didint end.
Bill murray Feb 2016
I wanna take you higher
Higher!
C'mon light my fire
Want to take you higher
Sly and family stone lyrics
663 · Feb 2016
Jump jack bean yellow
Bill murray Feb 2016
Jack jumpin flashin
Bean, green or yellow
Skin of seed. Jump in
Bean, jump in me.
Make me healthy
Make me stealthy.
Make me a ninja
Of organic wealthy.
Bill murray Dec 2015
Vote for me- I'll set you free
652 · Apr 2016
I was there 66-69
Bill murray Apr 2016
I was there
66, through Albuquerque
Passing flag staff. Land
Of the cacti, hippies blowing
Smoke from arazonian glass.
Flower children and hard working
Laborers, I hit L.A seeing the
Whiskey a go-go, some band's
Made it to the stage, others a
No-show. Some to down and
Out broke or ******!
I was there back in the era
66-69. The farmers got together
With the hip ones to keep the
Sun inside these dark States
Shine.
Bill murray Aug 2015
i picked a pickle
from grampy's pickle jar.
I snippled a bushel of beer at the select town bar*
got into a mess with san diego blues.
After the train passed by
gramps cried
when the coppers held a horn and their sirens
went woopa dee doop.
648 · Dec 2015
Strayed
Bill murray Dec 2015
An old ****
Banjo playing
Hippie
That rides
A farm machine with
A shotgun for protection
Or killing little critters
Who loves avocados,
Who eats nachos cheese
Cheese dip,
With the original cigars
On his lips
With stains
In my old flannels.
Yeah im outdated,
But gramps
Hasn't lost morals
Unlike today where the word moral is said
And you are arrested
Shot and blasphemed
For just being you.
The world's gone a little strayed
Has it not?
641 · Aug 2015
Horny little toad
Bill murray Aug 2015
A ***** toad
Isn't *****
If it doesn't
Have horns.
629 · Jul 2015
Meter-maid
Bill murray Jul 2015
Grandmammy just turned
64 today
Grandpappy bought grandmammy
A shirt like a maid
620 · Aug 2015
Foreplay
Bill murray Aug 2015
The beardie beardie needs scrubbing, Today, the fifth day, no intimate loving. Gramps needs grandmammys hugging, a shrugging not needed today. Just the grand ma mas foreplay.
619 · Jul 2015
Tied up gramps#badkid
Bill murray Jul 2015
As a measly minstrel
On the hillock of California
From the time of thirteen
Until now
I'm still ornery
As grandmammy still trys to keep me *******.
615 · Aug 2015
Little tail in my beard
Bill murray Aug 2015
The old man
Had a good hike today on the sickle trail
The old man is me
Yes today was glee
As a bird of purple
Jumped out
Over my beard
And sprung
His little tail.
Wish I had the callibur
Old man
Was getting
Hungry!
613 · Nov 2015
Pull the plug
Bill murray Nov 2015
Take heed youngin' seed's
When your early in age you laugh and you bleed
Then you get to thirty
Start getting bald.
Then fourty
Grey hair on your ball's,
Then moving fifty
Hair's all gone
Hit sixty *** drive goes
While your making TV dinners
Eating sloppy joes.
Seventy
Which I have not hit yet.
You myswell dig a grave
And kiss your behind like he's your pet
You might make ninety
If you do
Pull the plug
Hide under a rug
Let the mortician collect the dust
From your bald head-+
612 · Dec 2015
Herb erb superb
Bill murray Dec 2015
How is it superb, if you don't got the erb in it? Or maybe that's herb.
611 · Jul 2015
Wiggle and a swiggle
Bill murray Jul 2015
My beard makes the kids laugh
And the young one's giggle,
It gives my red Scottish nose
A fun swig and wiggle.
611 · Feb 2016
American liberty
Bill murray Feb 2016
The feds take my sibs land
The feds take the rural land
The feds steal it right under your nose
You get played, you don't even know.
The feds **** the livestock and cattle
The ranchers are planters being slaughtered in battle.
The FBI murders and ****'s my family
The coastlines are barren
Birds fall out of the sky,
Experiment from the administration's control testing.
Property is disappearing
From right under your nose
Better wake up
You'll be the next host.
The FBI is taking my farmhand's good's
The CIA deals green leaf
And ****** mud.
They tell us their helping
They tell us its good.
Would of could of
Do something for good!
Do something now
American public,
We have run out of time
We're broke on the budget.
Take to the flag
By which you once stood.
Take to the grab
Of gun supplies, go to the
Woods.
Take back your homes
Be the knights of your day
Persecution's started
It's not far from your gaze.
Do something now
American kid
Your grandpa was probably once a farmer
And you'll be next on the feds list.
A need to know of what's happening to the farmers lands, ranchers land. AMERICAS land. Not only farmers youngins, the country. Our land is being destroyed by experiment testing as I and the west coast know


Need to know: the Clinton's have made a deal with the Russians and Mr Putin to buy American uranium from our landscape. You may check that little bitty up on the Google!

Innocent rancher out in Oregon was murdered in cold blood and while being shot in his back by a fed FBI agent, the mainstream seemed to have cover that up, yet video details online tell the story

Birds are falling out of sky with other animals washing up dead!
Not the weather folks,

Article from geoenginneringwatch.com

The U.S. government routinely conducts experiments on weather modification, and has been doing so for at least half a century. Previously classified under such names as “Project Cirrus” (1947) and “Project Popeye” (1966), weather modification is no longer a secret practice. In fact, a bill (S517) was sponsored in 2005 by Texas Sen. Kay Bailey Hutchinson, a Republican, “to establish the Weather Modification Operations and Research Board, and for other purposes.” This bill did not become law. Yet, there is reason to believe that various government institutions are carrying out numerous legal and illegal weather experiments without informing the public!

Note; yes this still happens, worldwide not only my great American country. As I've seen two other people speak about this here. The originations are called haarp. Yes a real thing the government openly uses in Alaska and other parts especially California its being used.
Haarp stands for .
High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program.
Originating in gakona alaska founded in 1993:
The High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program (HAARP) was an ionospheric research program jointly funded by the U.S. Air Force, the U.S. Navy, the University of Alaska[clarification needed], and the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA),[1] designed and built by BAE Advanced Technologies (BAEAT).
Yes you may check darpa to. Another man-made device to ruin a once great nation. You should ask a question to yourself as an American!
Why does and is this happening? As it all is.
It's called government dominance
Also stating a control mechanism! Every thing an American eats he is told what to eat because someone bigger than them tells then is good. As we shove gmos in our bodies
( gmo) genetically modified organism.. GMOs (or “genetically modified organisms”) are organisms that have been created through the gene-splicing techniques of biotechnology (also called genetic engineering, or GE). We are told what to watch
So we watch it.
606 · Jan 2016
Infinite agin"
Bill murray Jan 2016
Old bone of bags, bags old of bones, shipwrecked hot toddy.
No longer a hot body, wrinkled, pickled as a pickle
Stuck in societies jar, hand's ******, arms tired, barb wire wraps
My
Scars, as by far I've been into to many bars to count,
Up and out, or up and over.
Purely sober,
Roll over rover:
Is what the youngins tell me.
But I still have life left to give
A breath to live
To infinity,
604 · Jun 2015
Wolf boy. Look at my beard
Bill murray Jun 2015
I shoplifted by age three
Arrested by ten
Prison by nineteen
Got out
Cruised the streets
Like a wolf in many forms
598 · Jul 2015
Grandpappy and grandmama
Bill murray Jul 2015
Grand pappy isn't happy when his wife goes to the store

Grandpappy feels ****** when he has to lay down on a floor

Grandpa's has got his wife's back

When the bellowing skiddish make their move

Grandpappy and grand momma

We are two chitlins so cool
For little *****
592 · Apr 2016
Vacationing schmucks
Bill murray Apr 2016
The upright has been uprooted
From the once shore of the....                  Free!
The vile and barbarous
Now run the oil's......                                  Squeeze!
Pocketing, they make their run's
Breathing polluted air from man-made.     Greed!
I can spit into the indignant sun
While my head burns from its.....             ***!
The law abiding has been rousted
Though we say no more! Get out the doors, of the white house you are....        Hosting!
We don't need no hosts
You Mason jokes
We need no smoke
Blown from your holes,
It's so **** tiring
Getting........                                                 old!
Regain your soul's
If you have one of course,
Yes the people are irked
Yes the people are worked!
Many a dime from hard working
Being taxed up their............                            ***'s!
We're not taking anymore
You vacationing                        schmucks#
How's this for globalism
You globalist                            f#####!
Bill murray Aug 2015
i picked a pickle
from grampy's pickle jar.
I snipple a bushel of beer at the select town bar*
got into a mess with san diego blues.
After the train passed by
gramps cried
when the coppers held a horn and their sirents
went woop woop.
584 · Jul 2015
Dont knock, sign sais busy
Bill murray Jul 2015
Me and grand ma' ma'
Are rock in
So don't you
Come anywhere knocking
And if you come in
I got my old grand pa pa
Shotgun
584 · Jul 2015
Peach and nanner
Bill murray Jul 2015
I thirsted for peach cobbler
And nanner puddin.
Mama sure knows how to bring
Grandpa' the goodin's.
580 · Oct 2015
Joker day the jokes on me-
Bill murray Oct 2015
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

2. Why do men get their great ideas in bed? Because their plugged into a genius!

3. What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah? About three inches.
564 · Sep 2015
Puppy is full on rat guts
Bill murray Sep 2015
The ****** rats
Didint escape old man's trap
So now they nap
Next to my pups food bowl
And yummy monkeys
The puppy's full.
Caught the little varmint rats that have been sneaking into my house day to night so the dog helped me catch one as the other wound up in the ol' rat Catcher. Now puppies got a new snack tonight.
Bill murray Dec 2015
Missed the clock by an hour late waking
I woke drenched, needing quenched
A wrench for my brain that's unsteady
And in the undertaking.
These ol' bag o bones are tired
Need more sleep,
Eyelids sagging
I need restful peace.
Hard flesh,
Unwaking eyes
No work today, I'll take advantage of living
Ill catch northern California's
High rise.
554 · Jul 2015
Hash piped
Bill murray Jul 2015
Deleanor hit the old hash pipe
I burnt my fingers
Like a dingaling in the ringer
I was choked to the bee's stinger
As the hash made me crash
Like a bullet
The smoke made a quick dash
Memories of young man day's
544 · Nov 2015
Glue balls
Bill murray Nov 2015
Someone called me a thinking poet
I call me a stinking poet-
Not a poet at all-
A brew stew of mucus
Puke froth substance
Putrid.
-
-
-
I'm getting old
More stupid
I puke
I keep poopin'
And the age isn't helping
Though I know as
A vet an a ex g.I. Joe
I'm unfolded like a bag of grapes
I've been through rage
Watched costly war tapes
And my mind
Is a plate
Of words
I just spew.
Someone give tape
To this old farmer
And shut my mouth
Before I explode
Like I'm hot
Glue.
540 · Aug 2015
Bull rôdeo,san diego
Bill murray Aug 2015
Down on first street and b avenue
San Diego's clown rodeo pulled in for a good stardom piece
The stage masters looked like the bull
That rode in
Could the bull be the actor?
Confused in such a statement
538 · Jun 2015
Grey sailor
Bill murray Jun 2015
Weak shins part of mine immortality
Beards a greying
Sailor words to memorable folaity.
536 · Aug 2015
Limbo nimble
Bill murray Aug 2015
Drib drab dribble
Ripe years I'm starting to scribble
Shaky fingers
Not to nimble
Ripe skin
I'm now In limbo
536 · Dec 2015
Riddle diddle
Bill murray Dec 2015
Fiddle diddles

Rhymin riddles
Gramps needs more sleep

Gramps is ****** skittles
Ate to much of those sugary treats.

Backs aching




I'd love for grandmammy to rub these feet
535 · Aug 2015
Bubbly
Bill murray Aug 2015
Buffet today
Or pickings from the garden.
Cheap drink
Or sipping the harder stuff.
Is enough enough,
I got the bubbly stuff.
532 · Jan 2016
Im alive
Bill murray Jan 2016
The older you get
The faster you end up dying.


I'm alive,

Bury me with a pickaxe
An old hg wells book
A cup of Joe
And my old tophat

Bury me with a smile
521 · Jul 2015
Scaley crocker
Bill murray Jul 2015
Crocodile scars
Teeth enlarged
Drinking bars
What did the croc say to the cattle? Mooooooooo
What did the cow say to the croc-man
Wolf
As really the croc-man
Was a dog with scales.
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