Album title:
Customer Service
.Intro.
"Grand Opening"
(Short Chris Rock stand up sample)
1. No refunds
2. You break it, you buy it
3. Do you have a recipe?
4. I AM the manager
5. The customer is always...wrong (right?)
666. Clean up isle six six six
7. Out of stock
8. We will be closing in five minutes
9. EVERYTHING MUST GO!
.Outro.
"Grand Closing"
(Short Chris Rock stand up sample)
Not a poem (obviously) but still a fun, creative idea...