<devil inside>
It was quite a surprise. I wasn't expecting much, it's just a website for sharing stuff. So I shared. And I read some things and looked around awhile. And before I knew it there was this jesus guy asking me if I wanted to talk.
Of course I can't tell you what we talked about, don't be silly.
Later on he and I were getting to know each other better. Over many months, maybe a year. I liked jesus a lot. He seemed to be the only person I could really talk to and I'm Jewish, but he didn't care about that stuff at all. In fact, I didn't even know what jesus looked like.
We spent hours, like, I mean many nights we talk for hours on the phone, and I don't really have much use for the telephone.
This jesus guy, man, he's a lot of fun. He knows his stuff, I'm telling you. He can keep you entertained with his tales and his facts on any subject you mention. Maybe there’s some strange ideas running ‘round inside his head, but that’s what makes people worth listening to as far as I’m concerned. You wouldn’t wanna hear some of the crazy things I been through with my good friends way back when and that was just grade school.
So Jesus asked if I wanted to write a book with him. This was back in the early days of our acquaintance and I liked that idea right off.
So me an J started writing together and that was really great. We seemed to mesh pretty well. I started to, maybe, kinda get the religion thing then. I dunno. I began to understand it better. It’s hard to say where faith and love and friendship meet.
The crossroads is where I'm hanging out right now.
I'm waiting to get a chance to shove everyone out of my house and call up my man, Jesus, on the phone. He and I haven't talked for almost two weeks and it's like going to church, I miss it.
My faith is strong. My friendship is unyielding. My love is steadfast. Jesus and me, we got a good thing going.
We got very different ideas about things, but then again, we don’t need to argue either, get me?
Think I'll give Jesus a call right now.
Wonder what that scoundrel has been up to today?
Hey, Jesus? (He has so many nicknames, you prob call him something else, he likes "****** Bradley" and he always answers to "S.O.B.")
Yeah, I always figured that Jesus probably had a great sense of humor, what with that hell of a Dad and all that. . . .
Yeah, me and my man, J, surprised the hell outta me, but we make a really great team.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hv_zJrO_ptk