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The Good Pussy Feb 2016
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*Thomas Edison
909 · Sep 2014
Fucked
The Good Pussy Sep 2014
**** me!

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907 · Apr 2015
Sweet 'n' Sour Pussy
The Good Pussy Apr 2015
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906 · Mar 2015
The Goldilocks Effect*
The Good Pussy Mar 2015
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*Jazmine Hughes,  opinion, New York Times
900 · Mar 2016
Almond Joy or Mounds
The Good Pussy Mar 2016
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900 · Nov 2014
Complex Cunt
The Good Pussy Nov 2014
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900 · Feb 2015
Carbon Cunt
The Good Pussy Feb 2015
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Diamonds are stupid.
894 · Oct 2014
Machiavellian dick
The Good Pussy Oct 2014
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                               It can
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                      that men use var
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            the opposite ;        and yet every
         one , for all  this     diversity of method
    , can reach his ob      jective .  It can  a ls o
     be observed  that     the two circumspect
       men, one willach    ieve his end,  the
              o t h e r                      n o t.
P.131 "The Prince"

Niccolo Machiavelli  (1469-1527)
894 · Jan 2015
Xylophilia
The Good Pussy Jan 2015
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                              Auto
                        plus­hophilia
                      Actirasty  Agal
                  ­   matophilia Anas
                       teemaphilia A
                       utogynophilia
                       Climacophilia
                       Formicophilia
                       Knismolagnia
                       L ith o phil  ia
                       Melissaphilia
                       Nas o l i ng us
                       Neb u lophilia
                       Psellismophili
                       a Pteronophili
                       a   Pygophilia
        Savant o                      p h i l ia
    *** ill ag nia               Transfestic Fetish
  ism *******                Vorurephilia
       Xylophilia                    Xylophilia
46 Fetishes you didn't know existed.
huffpost.com

*Xylophilia : arousal to wood
The Good Pussy May 2015
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876 · Apr 2016
"I'm fired!"
The Good Pussy Apr 2016
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875 · Mar 2016
Hole in the Wall
The Good Pussy Mar 2016
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872 · Mar 2015
Pussy Willow
The Good Pussy Mar 2015
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871 · Feb 2015
A Flying Fuck
The Good Pussy Feb 2015
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It's  a bird,  it's  a plane  - no, it's  a ****!
867 · Jun 2015
Like a Fish out of Water
The Good Pussy Jun 2015
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864 · Nov 2014
Tight Twat
The Good Pussy Nov 2014
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Input?
Hahahahaha.
864 · May 2015
Uranus
The Good Pussy May 2015
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858 · Apr 2015
Pussy Puppet
The Good Pussy Apr 2015
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*Finger puppet
The Good Pussy Jan 2016
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853 · Nov 2014
Damsel in Distress pussy
The Good Pussy Nov 2014
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852 · Sep 2014
Hamlet dick
The Good Pussy Sep 2014
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                                  To be
                             or not to be
                          that is the ques
                         tion: whether 'tis
                           nobler  in    the
                           mind  to  suffer
                           the  slings   and
                           arrows   of  out
                           ragous  fortune,
                           or    take   arms
                           against a sea of
                           troubles,and by
                           opposing   e n d
                           them?  To die:to
                           sleep; no   more;
                           and by   a  sleep
                           to  say   we  end
                           the  heart - ache
          and the thousand    natural shocks
     that flesh is  heir to, 'tis a consummation
      devoutly should be wished.  To  die, to
        sleep; to  sleep  perchance to dream:
            ay there's                     the rub
848 · Mar 2016
Finger Lickin' Good
The Good Pussy Mar 2016
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                                        K
                              F      F C       F
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                                          ~
848 · Mar 2015
Reincarnated Cunt
The Good Pussy Mar 2015
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840 · Jan 2015
Purty Flower
The Good Pussy Jan 2015
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839 · Mar 2015
Pom Pussy
The Good Pussy Mar 2015
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*deep dark delicious pomegranate juice.
835 · Nov 2014
Scratch 'n' Sniff pussy
The Good Pussy Nov 2014
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(Hallmark.)

The sweet smell of success.

Actual Size

jk

Although,  I did hold my phone up to my crotch!
834 · Oct 2014
Thanksgiving dick
The Good Pussy Oct 2014
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                                 gobble
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832 · Apr 2015
Firewood
The Good Pussy Apr 2015
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                  wood wood        wood wood
              wood wood woo   d  wood wood.    
                 wood wood          wood wood          
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832 · Oct 2014
Portrait of a Dick
The Good Pussy Oct 2014
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                                  Cezanne
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829 · Aug 2015
Dicktator
The Good Pussy Aug 2015
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                                   absolute
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828 · Nov 2014
White Collar dick
The Good Pussy Nov 2014
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828 · Nov 2014
Daemon dick
The Good Pussy Nov 2014
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                             daemon
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daemon daemon dae  mon daemon daemo
   daemon daemon        daemon daemon
          daemon                         daemon
Superb.


Daemon - that's pretty much how it operates.   Mind of it's own,  so to speak.
828 · Jan 2015
Pussy on a Stick
The Good Pussy Jan 2015
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824 · Apr 2015
Pussy Power
The Good Pussy Apr 2015
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823 · Sep 2014
mini dick
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823 · Jan 2015
Chanel #5
The Good Pussy Jan 2015
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822 · Jan 2016
If wishes were horses...
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...beggars would ride.
822 · Oct 2015
The Best is yet to Cum
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815 · Mar 2015
Voilà! La Vulva!
The Good Pussy Mar 2015
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811 · Mar 2015
G-Eazy
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809 · Jun 2015
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807 · Sep 2014
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804 · Jul 2015
Copy Cat
The Good Pussy Jul 2015
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801 · Nov 2014
Joe Dick
The Good Pussy Nov 2014
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Dear Joe,
     Please don't be offended.

     I have a list.   I call it: "Poem Seeds".  "Joe ****" was on that list.

  So .. when you ♡ed  my **** - I could ♡dly resist!

PP
798 · Jan 2016
Shop Till You Drop
The Good Pussy Jan 2016
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*drop to your knees .
The Good Pussy Mar 2015
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788 · Jan 2015
Love Spell
The Good Pussy Jan 2015
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787 · Nov 2014
Gigolo dick
The Good Pussy Nov 2014
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