When they came for the unions you did nothing.
When they came for our pensions you did nothing.
When they came for the disabled and benefits, again you did nothing.
When they banned the crucifix, you stood by.
Now Islam comes you suddenly decide to give a ****.
You suddenly found one to give to the wrong cause.

On the door the sign it says "Open mic" come in and listen if you like.

Get a drink and take a seat come listen to others things.
Songs galore, old and new.
If you want get up too.

But no you *** you want to heckle and berate someone, oh your special.

So special you came straight from the gym, didn't shower and you stink

Your head is topped with a mersey **** oh I'm sorry it's your hair.

****** this and I'll do that, hot air from a skanks mouth

Well this morning I feel really good because last night I met you.

My life may never be the same in fact next week I'll come again.

If you open your foul scouse mouth, I'll get up and read this out!

Age isn't worrying about missing the toilet.
It's about getting there quick enough.
It isn't about walking the dog.
It's about wishing you could.

Shes bi!
Polar or ******?
Not sure if a genius or schizophrenic.
Have you considered both?
She can't get a man as her son is Autistic.
You mean she can't be bothered with judgemental fools like you.
Keep away from her she's a man eater.
Are you jealous because you are not on the menu.
You just don't know
So keep quiet.

Never date anyone looking for a lifeboat.
The problem is lifeboats are for the short term until they get picked up by a ship or find land. You're then left up **** creek without a paddle!
And I ain't paddling it for anyone elses ***!

For me there was never a time I felt alone.
Lonely sometimes but never alone.
Even when left and treated harshly I could always find solace in music or a hiltop to watch the world go by and lick my wounds.
But the day came when I was truly alone.
The day I saw her face

When we look into a crowd, how do we know what's real?
Until we physically touch one of those people, how do we know they even exist at all?
Some people say they "see" spirits. Be they dead or from another reality, they believe they see the crossover from one  existence to another.
But what if they do? What if all that we see is as Poe said "A dream within a dream"