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There once was a gorkik from Venus
Named Xaliphskon Yxzalon Zenus
Who made a gray baby,
A cute little grayby,
By flurking himself with a squenus.

#venus #gray #alien #space #baby #scifi #conception #science

MetaVerse Jun 7

Becoz

There once was a munchkin from Oz
Named Phineas Entwhistle Boz:
The Lollipop Guild
Had Phineas killed:
Their reason, they said, was becoz.

#oz #munchkin #limerick #dispatch #****** #reason #rhyme #baum #literature

MetaVerse Jun 7

Peter Preggers

There once was a fella from Earth
Whose stomach grew inches of girth:
He bloated and bloated
Until he exploded
And gave to an alien birth.

#earth #alien #baby #limerick #procreation #birth #*** #males #females

MetaVerse Jun 4

Once Upon a Time

A frog eating flies in a bog
Told a princess, "I'm a prince, not a frog!
I'm cursed with a curse
That your kiss'll reverse."
So she kissed him, and he turned into a dog.

#fairy #tale #dog #frog #prince #princess #limerick

MetaVerse Jun 4

Doses of Rain

Individual
Drops of rain syringe the tips
Of long pine needles.

#rain #drops #drugs #medicine #syringe #dose #spring #haiku

MetaVerse May 29

Sing Cuccu

My ****'s wet
With buttsweat,
My *******
With nutsweat.
I bust ***
With swamp ***
That bubbles
With swamp gas.

The cuckoo's
A-singin';
The bees are
A-stingin;
The thunders
A-drummin;
The sumers
Icumen.

#speing #summer #cuckoo #birds #weather #climate #heat #nature #poetry

MetaVerse May 27

Littlefoot

There once was a bigfoot whose feet
Were shamefully small and petite,
So he wore some big shoes,
But the obvious ruse
Was a silly attempt at deceit.

#bigfoot #littlefoot #foot #feet #limerick #cryptid #deception #deceit #overcompensation