Yelling "STAY!" at a object that's non-living as if it's going to listen to you.

I'm jealous of my parents....
I'll never have a kid as cool as theirs.....

Painting my nails:

Painting with right hand: Perfect!

Painting with left hand: NNNOOOOOOO!!!! I MESSED UP! *angry screams

I hate it when you're trying to be serious,
And then you accidentally smile.

Watching a movie and yelling at the characters for doing something stupid.

That fake laugh you do when you don't know what someone just said.

I was the light you had to vanquish
Just like your light once was
For I was too much like you
To ever earn your love

I’m sorry for what you went through
They were wrong to take your smile
But being haunted by your own monsters
Does NOT give you the right to be mine.