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Philip 1d
this is my recollection of an actual dream I had years ago.

I am in the bleachers of some sort of stadium. the bleachers are mostly empty, a few other people scattered around.

in the stadium, not far from the stands, stands Donald Trump, playing on a trumpet.

his intention is to be obnoxious and bother you, you can see it on his face and in his body language as he's playing. "I really hope this ****** you off" his demeanor seems to say

now there is an angry Karen standing before him in the stadium as he plays, and she furiously hurls her ring of keys at the Trumpeter's face

he stops playing his music, picks up the keys and begins behaving even more obnoxiously, jingling the woman's keys in her face while dancing around taunting her "I've got your keys! I've got your keys hahahahaha"

the end
Philip Apr 19
"what's wrong with you?"
"nothing."

I internally have this conversation with myself many times a day, sometimes with variations

"what's wrong with you?"
"nothing?"
I am going to try to continually edit this to keep adding the variations as I notice them happening in my head
Philip Apr 15
I thought the point of remodeling a bathroom was to end up with a nice bathroom.

silly me!

I thought that the needs of the people who live here and use it every single day should be considered before an imagineric hypothetical future buyer.

why would I think that?

I thought I mattered here.

whoops!
imagineric is the fusion of the words imaginary and generic
Philip Apr 15
good will, guy
he is you
in another life
it's YOUR poo

anyway
can I be nice?
"he's *******"
coke with ice!

just get along
what's going on?
"divine appointment"
he'll soon be gone

but really bae
why do I shun?
I feel my sanity
being undone

being near him
t'was my choice
I had a spiritually
weak-*** voice

so I've been here
year after year
but now it's clear
the time is near

that I depart
finally, yes!
broken free!
mission success!

it's destiny time
faerie party time!
having so much fun
til no end of time
🧚‍♀️🧚‍♀️🧚‍♀️🧚🏻‍♂️🧚‍♀️🧚‍♀️🧚‍♀️
Philip Apr 14
"doesn't matter,
that's what I want."
your power in this place
you flaunt

before I suspected,
but now I know
you really don't care
if I choose to go

ok then, I'm off!
outta here! gone!
thank you for the push
have fun with your lawn
👍🏻🙏🏼✌🏻
Philip Apr 13
the faerie mack
lives in a shack
with books so stacked
he's going back

to Faerie, how?
macking women, wow!
really? how?
really, now!

or maybe
not yet?
okay
then when?
Philip Apr 11
Incubus
Library

please, please
dominate me

enter my dreams,
dwell in my soul

take me over and
make me whole
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